finalllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyy freeeeeeedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! think...
hello again yall . welcome again . exaaaaaaaaaaaams r ovvvvvvver. ffinallllly . may not have gone so well but hey they r over after all . :D:D:D:/
now me thinks that i shall not bore with u with my regular posts . seeing that no one evr comments *pokes everyone cept gaay and antarius* . i shall not bother u ppl any further with life stories i shall just post crap.
now something that shall show u how most mallus get their wacky names. so here it is never thot id say this but im going back to my roots .
Subject: an educational and inspiring guide on how to name your kids as if you were a Mallu Christian
Statutory warning: If you are not South Indian it might be pointless reading further
Extra Statutory warning: If you are a mallu with the pride of Kerala in your loins DON'T read any further
It has been a well kept secret for eons, shrouded in mystery and mazes of deceit, but finally Itty Boben Jacob Elias Kuruvilla from Pazhookaville, near Thelmasherry, Kerala has consented to let us publish this classified mallu formula, on the naming of mallu christian kids.
1. Select a combination of both the mother and fathers names.
Eg: Suresh and Sharon = Susha or Joseph and Beena = Jobi.
2. The addition of a 'mon' (meaning son) or 'mol' (meaning daughter) is optional.
eg: Sushamol, Jobimon
3. To attach a modern anglicised feel to the names, the mol or mon can be replaced with boy or girl.
eg: Jobiboy, Sushagirl
. 4. For the politically correct keralite family, mol and mon can be replaced by the universal 'kutty'(child), which can be used for both boys and girls!
Eg: Jokutty, Susikutty
Even parents having combination names can still give their children suitable names
eg: Libi and Jobi = Lijo
However, in the scenario where the parents already have combination names that cannot form more comprehensible child names.
Eg: Itty and Amukutty,
would produce only Itam (which doesn't even sound like a name) or Amit (which is like Northie and stuff!!!!),
then a. use an English word like Baby, Merry, Titty, Pearly, Smiley, Anarchy, etc.
b. use a combination of two English names that you think sound cool (but never cool enough) like Meredith + Gina = Megi, or Sharon + Darlene = Sharlene
c. Use a name from the Bible (and not Nebuchadnezzar! Use one that even velliammachi can pronounce!) like Jacob, Sam, John, Joseph, Mathew, or Jijo!
d. Use a name that sounds like a cuss word but isn't. Eg: Boben, Prussy, Shagi, JustinTimberlake etc.
Note: The use of the letter 'j' is useful in the naming of sibling where names that sound alike are a novelty.
Eg: Ajji, Sajji, Majji, Bhajji and Nimajji, or Sijo, Lijo, Jijo, Anjo, Panjo, Banjo.
lol now wasnt that fun??? lol now a joke that could classify as shruv level but only mallus will get it i fear.
Q. What do you call a mallu kid who sticks his nose into other people's business?
A. Pokemon!!!!!11
yes and to all those who visit my site and dont comment keep visiting makes my day. :P
bbye all nothin to say extremely pissed off
may the force be with u
im still me
the barber and me ..............................
yes ppl im back? miss me? i bet not. anyway back with daily dose of humour and grief from my sad existance .
anyway todays blog is simple. the visit to the barber.,,,,,,
it all started back in 1988 when i had my first haircut. (not that i have much hair on me head but it does grow pretty thick. ) anyway back to first haircut. the guy cuttin my hair was clearly more interested in either watchin the olympics or watchin the road coz he duly proceeded to the followin and i mean to a 6 month old kid .
1. cut off too much hair from the top that to make up he had to shave me bald.
2. snip me ear. ooooh i bet he has nitemares about doin that, i screamed and kicked and scratched and bawled so much that my dad who was holdin me( obviously they didnt havea chair that fit me:P) has his arms bleeding in plenty of places. finaly the guy managed to finish and decided ok lets carry the cute little baby. so i thot to meself( or at least i must have :P:P) PAYBACK TIME and proceeded to puke on him.:D:D:D:D/
now y u ask do i have this sudden recollection?? well i went fer a haircut on saturday . and yet again YET AGAIN the idiot managed to snip me ear. yes it bled fer a while and he freaked and nearly fainted. not coz of the amt of blood but at the number of expletives i directed at him in the three minutes that followed and i was holdin a cotton piece to me ear. anyway he finished and then took the blade to finish the job that is on my non existant sideburns . no im not balding . but i have a decisively small sideburns . so ok he does one side properly then moves to the other side. im givin him beady eyed glares from my place in front of the mirror anyway then he moves to the back of my neck,. and i think he thot hed gimme some of my own medicine and cuts sooo deeep that now the back of neck is bleeding . but i knew none of this coz my mind was distracted with sushmita sen in main hoon na ( he plays it splly fer me on his 1989 tv) oooooooooh lalalalalalalla.
anyway i get up pay the dude his 50 bucks and got the hell outta there after givin him a hasty apology .:P/ i still didnt kno my neck was bleedin so i get back home and check my new haircut out int he mirror and notice a faint red stain on me shirt. shit i think not on this shirt not blood pls not blood,
and it is . a nice stain, but thankfully it left no marks on my neck just bled and died, hehe.neway another abnormal incident down . and blog no 16. finally. never thot id make it past 15........
will c ya after xams are done
may the force be with thee
im still me
lol boooredom impersonified
you must wonder y im on durin my exams well its coz of a simple philosophy called "the one exam down bliss". also the fact that im boored outta my mind helps. uneventful week this one , i even considered closin the blog down but im still around and lived to tell u the tale of blog no.15. finally. blogging has bcome less and less frequent over the past few weeks and i apologise to all those who visit frequently. dont kno wat to type today so
im gonna leave with me bio data just in case someday u make a speech about me or introducin me at some function lol ( not at all likely just boored so lol )
biodataname: vishal kuruvilla thomas ( yes.... distant relative of abhay)
dob: 4th june
place of birth: madras.
home town: trivandrum
languages spoken:english , tamil,hindi, malayalam, also russian ( tho lackin old vocablulary)
Places of residence :madras,indiamoscow, russiakotagiri,nilgirischennai,indiaschools:1. kotagiri public school, kotagiri,
nilgiris. my first school. joined the school in the 1st standard. was here till the end of ninth. ie from 1994-2002. regular member of school quiz team and doubles district shuttle team.
2. chinmaya vidyalaya, annanagarjoined here in 2002 after completin 9th in kotagiri . repeated 9th standard here as i was a year yung fer tenth and had just shifted from kps and did not wanna join the tenth directly in a new place. was teh spl in tenth (won elections by some freak of nature) . and then passed out of tenth in 2004. member of skl football team.
3. psbb , mainjoined in 2004, in 11th . computer science group. member of skl football team . still awaitin any other accomplishment .
thats all i can think of right now. i shall add to this at some pt of time in the future as and when i manage to get a degree or bcome indias youngest president or watever. lol . fat chance of that .
ahh yes another update of my premierleague.com dream. im now in the top 100 thousand. yaaay. 84,007 to be exact. . manchester united what is worng wit thee?? two draws in a row. ?? ahh well at least it aint a loss like arsenal. this season belongs to thee show thy pride cmon u reds !!!!
in the mean time , indias playing zimbabwe and to be fair to the africans mauling them. not much has come out of this except provin that india isnt as bad as zimbabwe. sachin is out fer the next few weeks so it looks like curtains on sachins career . something ive been sayin since the tennis elbow appeared so prominently.
anyway i must go now. gettin tired of typin . and to all those who read htis please comment. last weeks coulda been named " dont comment" and i think i might have got more comments.
see yall at some time in the near future . may the force be with u .
im still me
back again......
hey all
sorry i havent been posting as often as i would like to but i have cousins at home and since they dont kno of this blogs existance id prefer they didnt. evil aint it? but when ur cousins are young and inquisitive id rather it be this way. so how u all been ??
shout outs to
sid: glad ur postin mate make it more often
shalin : visit me once in a while please
shmolly: hey mail me.
gaay : hehehe im eatin m'n'm LOL
choo : ty ty fer changin the colours on ur blog
antarius: fer askin fer more posts and postin some good pics.
yeh thatll do fer now i guess. :D
yes pretty much been a very uneventful week . had tests . lots of them. tuitions stopped till my exams r over so thats amazing, and cousins over the entire week. hmmm.dinners ben out evryday . this generally implies i dont get lunch in the afternoon which means im stuck with canteen food.
gettin food from the canteen is a very enlightenin exprience. one they made the window so high that gaay and co have to jump to reach it. hehe. also it teaches u the value of non verbal swearing. :D. yes this involves pushin the person in front of u out of the way. its also the only place where ive seen ppl actually cheer when the ice creams are made available, its much like the TN parliament . one person claps and then the rest of the group also start the mayhem.
yes yest was onam. and it comes with onam sadhya yeh!! oh yes its my day in more ways than one. those of u whove seen me eat will kno y. but yes i had a blast and ate and ate and ate and ate and then took a break to do math and then ate some more . so it was pretty much the feast i so thoroughly deserved. yes this means im a mallu . lol just in case anyone had any doubts.
today was an ok day ,. went to see triennial project at tp road, twas fun only didnt really see much . saw mostly videos of dunks at the games dept. also watched ryan giggs run half way down the pitch with ball and score and also the "SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARER " goal. then came to skl sat thru math and slept thru chem and the had ga, where again i slept. but some words i must say need mention
1. patriotistic
2. coo coo cwo ( yes those were the exact words)
lol yes wat is the world comin to. ........ yes now fer an update on me fantasy football . im languishin down in 250,321st place . sad aint it? yes i have degraded . :(
ok i must leave thee now . . i gota go now got comp pracs to study fer sadly she has and nevr had a sense of humour so :( . bbye fer now
im still me
horror of horrors....
the green monster is back!!!!yes im back. apologies to all those who have been visiting me daily to see if somehow i had updated . first and formost i have got to thank the ppl who have so graciously advertised both me blog and the review of reverbs 2005. thanks antarius and gaya u just increased traffic to me blog. :D:D . also all ppl who have commented thanks a bunch.
luky blog no 13 and i have nothin to say. this week was pretty uneventful cept fer the fact that we got a holiday bang in the centre of the week so it was nice.
that reminds me tuesday was the young world quiz in which i unknowingly participated. the organizers i think forgot to tell us this year it was the "YOUNG WORLD INDIA QUIZ FOR MATRIC SCHOOLS ". i mean seriously . nearly every question in the prelims seeemed to be have been lifted from a tenth standrad matric text book. so our plan to overcome this ?? we participate next year as sons of zion matriculation hss. and our uniforms u ask?? pink shirts with purple pants. not only wil we qualify fer the finals. well win the damn quiz. with our sparkling and shiny new uniforms. yes nabil aj and sid i think we shall looks like our only hope as long as the organizers resort to crude methods of getting new schools on stage. this year itself was horrible with three unherd of skls( not takin any credit away from them ) but still i mean cummon.
anyway the rest of the week was fairly ok . had lotsa fights with friends so have to apologise to them. so that kept me quiet most of the week . yest was fun tho. not durin skl no . but after, went to gagothree and hogged . with the rest if the idiots. good fun, special mention to the snorter. u kno who u r. hehehe.
lost a relative this past week so i thot of a poem i had written ages ago lying somewhere . i just found it yesterday on my msn space. anyway i wrote this poem in jan i think , lotta of u have read it some havent. so just check it out . leave a comment bout wat u think about it. even if u thik it sucks .
MY LIFE how i wish i could fly
not even a day goes by
where i wish i was some one else
yet i am accursed to live in this body
a tribute to the heavens
is that it gave such a wonderful family
a part of my worldly existence
yet a bond that is almost divine
life was bliss
until deaths fatal kiss
made for a sad existence
in my life of peace
then i leaned on my friends
who without any hook or crook
let me past the bad and into the good
for that i thank everyone of them
to leave this one person to the end
is a sin in itself
but i couldnt think of anyone else
who fit the description
last but not the least
"who is this person", you ask me
the answer is simple
the answer is god
a person who to me is formless
the same to all of us
without any change in his nature
is secular to us all
yet why do i fear my life
when i have such great people to live with
its because as one and all tell me
i have no self respect
do i deserve what i've been fortunate enough to get
or am i just on of those few
who are trully blessed
the answer is not mine
to find the answer i need all
of what god has given me
friends family and a place i can always call homepeace ppl ill catch yall later.
till then
im still me
reverbs review
hey all
DAY-1yes ar rehman came
yahooooooooooo. it was unbelievable. as the paper quoted it the next day " as soon as the students saw the familar curls they went into a frenzy!" a frenzy that reverberated till the two day event was over at the karnataka sangha. kudos to rehamn he came on time on the dot to be more presice despite workin all nite on one of his multiple projects and he didnt dissapoint. he gave us reason to shout and scream with a rendition of "dil se" which was brilliant. ganesh and kumaresh the guests of honour were over shadowed by his very presence but they reminded all of us that they were around with a superb bhajan duet. the host perfomance of alai payuthe and vande mataram was brilliant and VED the man fastest man on drums this side of chennai set the stage on fire with a drum solo.
we started off slowly with lite music and then the
message board came to life. basically the message board was the life of the party . but the party was in the hands of
DJ ASHOK and he handled it in pretty much as well as ronaldinho controls a football.
yes now back to message board,. its basically wat u get when u give three wise guys ( in this case antarius, anirudh and vignesh ) a computer and a big screen and allow them to type wat they want on it. for example anyone who came to the fashion show will remember "the ashram"s show. the comment from the message board you ask?? " india shining!!" lol lol. some brilliant jokes and puns kept the mood in the karnataka sangha audi good and had the audience spell bound most of the time. the dj did a gret job and the small battles betwn the dj and the message board were well appreciated by all./
in the mean while a whole load of competitions went by with multiple winners , vm, bvm and cv doin most of the winning. lite music was over and done with that left JAM(this is where the msg board had the most fun) , folk dance, another solo by VED , ship wreck (won by the probably the smallest kid in the hall bruce lee his character was) ,apart from currency design , punch line among others. the day ended early fer once, so we had time to practice the host fashion show . and i like several others was very interested to kno wat was the plan. little did i kno i was gonna be part of the plan!!
yes u read right !! vignesh was nowhere to be found so me of all ppl was asked to sub fer him till he couldbe tracked down(shoulda been hunted down like a dog in my book :P) , so yes i unknowingly walked the ramp. yes me stop gasping in surprise. !!:P :P. anyway the dj changed the entire routine so i was left wonderin "OH CRAP !! WAT IF VIGNESH DOENST TURN UP WAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO??" but fer once i was lucky coz just as i was thinking this thot appears vignesh. and i was safely back to me place in the stands watchin . ahh now that was more like it.
got back home went fer class ate slept. thassal fer reverbs day-1.
DAY-2YES it was finally time fer western music . the most awaited event at revrbs 2005. and it didnt dissapoint, after an amazin host performance comprisin of all time greats like "enter sandman","smells like..." and "i stand alone" the crowd was goin wild.
as if that wasnt enough on came VED and KIRAN with a brilliant duet . then the drummer went in to hyperdrive and it was all u could do to keeep ur head bangin at about the same speed as the bass drum reverberated the sweet smell of sucess to the host perfomers.
then we had the chance to witness 3 gods. prithvi from vm on the drums (he gave ved a run fer his money) , shreyans from shishya on the guitar( slash junior the message board called him ) and ajay rao from lady andal on the sax!! these guys just blew the crowd away and all three got standing ovations. then the judges performed and we realized y these ppl akshay chakrapani , krishna, kk and sujan are called gods of the gods. wat a show!!!
the next event was the quiz durin which yours truly kept score . damn that was a good job and an excellent quiz . the two teams from ps walkin away with the top honours and one of the teams from cv the third. the quiz masters did a gret job and so did their support. varun and harish witht he computer. and the quiz masters ajay kathik, karthik balajee, thakalli, and siddharth did a sooper job and were deservedly praised by mrs. ygp. a little secret ajay had no idea wat the questions were and he just did the job of an extempore quiz master and made it look like he knew it all. heheheh
then as the day wore on we worked thru the other events such as adaptune and block'n'tackle . we also worked our way thru a huuuge supply of food. hehe.
then came fashions and the various schools put their best feet forward and miss and mr revrbs decided . all the while the dj and the msg board still keepin the audience in hugh spirits. it was good . it just got better wehn the hosts performed. a performance appreciated even by the chief guest of the nite the comedian vivek.
after the prize distribution all the tired volunteers and most importantly the cul secs and the spls of both skls (kkn and nungambakkam ) have somethin that will resonate in their minds for the rest of their lives , but fer now its back to the books and the grindstone after 10 days of amazing fun, serious hard work by the organizers both student and staff and a lot of tine quarrels and a bucket load of new friends made . just wish we could have anothter one at some pt of time with the same bunch . wishful thinkin? hell yeah!! :D:D.
anyway i must take thy leave now , must continue to reminisce......
see ya later
i leave thee with quotes from the msg board
- art thou deff dj??
- finally some real music!!
- india shining!!
- lite sponsors of reverbs - the ashram
- sucess is 99% perspiration ( a crack to the djs comment on body odour)
- wearing your dancin underwear today??
- hes not invisible hes just short!!
lol lol
anyway bbye
im still me
